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A scientist and a boat man were in the middle of a big river. The scientist asked the boat man, do you know biology psychology, geology, geography and criminology? the boat man said no to all these questions. The scientist said; what the hell do you know on dis earth? You will die of illiteracy!

After a while, there was a mighty wind and the waves were high. Soon the boat started sinking, so the boat man asked the scientist, do you know swiminology and escapology frm crocodilogy? The professor said no, The boat guy replied,well you will drown and crocodilogy wil eat your assology.

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